Historical Events

Gospels
Gospel 1 

The arc of the beard: 

one day there was a butt load of dirty peasants and eye patch nubs and god was displeased and he sent a great wave to wash away  the dirty peasants, however the great beards had to join together to combine their beards into a giant arc which all the holy and righteous then boarded and rode the wave to the promised land. 



Gospel 2 

When the arc holding all the faithful arrived in the promised land it appeared that like cockroaches the dirty peasants had swum out of the sea to once again infest the holy bearded ones homes. And so it was the great beards organized a military force to exterminate the filth. That force was and is the 1stGBE 

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1;mso-fareast-language: EN-GB">Gospel 4 <span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-fareast-language:EN-GB"> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1;mso-fareast-language: EN-GB">The 1stGBE was however strong in the face of this new threat and proceeded to follow the scriptures in the way to deal with the dirty peasants and found that the "Rifles" just ran away like noobs. However the 1stGBE with superior stamina chased the "Rifles" across the promised land and eventually exterminated their filth

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